“ At least I’m not a sparkly faggot.
— My Wife
Things My Wife Says archive 
Fri, January 1. 2010
Fri, August 28. 2009
“ I’m pretty sure the internet knows how to give a blow job.
— My Wife
Thu, August 27. 2009
“ Because I am Captain Capslock!
— My Wife
Wed, August 26. 2009
“ And then there’s a fairy who tells him to knock it the fuck off.
— My Wife
Tue, August 25. 2009
“ All the pubic hair is a dead give away that this site is French.
— My Wife
Mon, August 24. 2009
“ No record should exist except in the mind of the prison warden I turned into a vegetable. And he won’t be talking.
— My Wife
Sun, August 23. 2009
“ I need to get paid again so I can feel relatively more secure about buying shit like this.
— My Wife
Sat, August 22. 2009
“ Women like to thrust around alot.
— My Wife
Wed, August 19. 2009
“ Anal sex is kinda gay.
— My Wife
“ The cat in the top hat is kind of weird.
— My Wife
